1. sweat moustache (or sunburn 'stache)
2. sweat cleavage (or freckles faux-cleave)
My sweaty 'stache is not stylish anymore. It's metaphorically drooping. And I am doing all that I can to keep cool. My latest idea is to fly to somewhere in Scandinavia, but I hear they are having a heat wave as well. What am I going to do?
Hop on the Alta Velocita. Yep, I am talking about trains-- air conditioned, discounted and heading straight to Napoli. I know it seems like it will be sweltering there, yes. But Napoli is the hub of cool down activity-- the cliffs of the Amalfi Coast, and the islands of Ischia, Ponza, Capri and Procida.
Best deal if traveling in Due-- grab your best friend and pay Due per Uno, 33 euro total, Roma-Napoli. And it is fast. Charlotte says the train leans in on the curves.